We would just be playing there nonstop. Declare a no-joke zone. Unable to hold it, I peed all down the overalls until the big rubber boots filled up. Share On tumblr Share On tumblr. I met my best friend while studying abroad in London and I can still remember the exact moment she earned the "best" title.
In the Australian Open, after losing the first set of his quarterfinal match, Federer killed time in the can while allowing the blinding sun to dip below the stands. My problem was just that I was too lazy to go pee. I just sat on the ground, opened the skirt, and peed. When boxer and trainer sheepishly exited the bathroom, Roach figured the incident was mercifully over. You'll be the hit of your next cocktail party with factoids like this in your pocket. I mean, I just did a whole podcast episode on how people are wiping their butts, you guys. I think those are grease stains.
Eagles' Long says he's retiring after 11 seasons Philadelphia Eagles. After a big hit, says team member Monique Lamoureux-Morando, "you get to the bench and people are joking about it, and you just go, 'Yeah, crap, she just made me tinkle a little. Sure, she desperately needed to use the ladies room, but as the saying goes, the show must go on. Over the years, Gross had tried every technique NFL players and other hyper-hydrated athletes use to surreptitiously relieve themselves during games. Mortified, I ran to the school nurse. But thankfully, my mom has always been very awesome with these types of conversations. This is embarrassing, but I used to think they were an odd form of soap or sanitizer.
The pee stream shut off like a faucet and she ran to the bar, barefoot and blushing. I wake up at 3AM knowing no one can ever find out about this. It was a relief to wake up dry. Fetal alcohol spectrum disorder. Because pee dribbles definitely do happen—I know because I have a highly observant eye and I see them on the front of your pants all the time. Back in college my best friend and I were pregaming at a friend's house before going barhopping.